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• Where can I buy Cards Against Humanity?

  Cards Against Humanity is available almost everywhere in the world for sale by us. We always sell the main game for $25 and the expansions for $20 in the U.S.

• How do I play Cards Against Humanity?
• Is there an official Cards Against Humanity theme song?

  Of course there is. It's called "A Good Game of Cards" and it was written and recorded by our friends, The Doubleclicks. You can download the song as a DRM-free Mp3.

• Can I buy Cards Against Humanity in my inferior country?

  Yes. Cards Against Humanity ships with Blackbox, so we can send games all over.

• I live in the US but I want to buy the Australian version of your game. Can you make a tremendous adjustment as soon as humanly possible just for me?

  Sorry, bucko. If you live in America you’ll get the American version of the game. If you live in Australia or New Zealand, you’ll get the Australian version. If you live in Canada, you’ll get the Canadian version. If you live in the UK, well… you get it. This is to prevent the spread of invasive species like Kudzu vine, blood barnacles, Russian shit beetles, musk thistles, Tunisian sand pickles, or Dementors.

• I don't live in the US, the UK, Australia, New Zealand, or Canada. Which version of the game will I receive?

  You'll get the American version because we star spangled said so.

• Can I sell Cards Against Humanity in my store?
• Are the expansions available as free downloads?

  The expansions are not available as downloads - you have to buy them as fancy printed cards. After you buy the expansions, we will exchange your money for goods and services.

• What's up with the Canadian edition?

  For the Canadian version of Cards Against Humanity, we wrote a bunch of new jokes about Canada. Surprise, surprise. The Canadian cards are not available in the U.S., especially if you email us about it.

• What's up with the UK edition?

  For the UK edition of Cards Against Humanity, we've rewritten about 15% of the game to adapt it to an outmoded culture. We were too fat and American to adapt the expansions, but you can still buy them at our store.

• What's up with the Australian edition?

  For the Australian edition of Cards Against Humanity, we've changed about 15% of the game to adapt it to a vapid, fun-loving culture. We were too fat and American to adapt the expansions, but you can still buy them at our store.

• Where can I get blank cards for all my crappy jokes?

  We offer an expansion pack called Your Shitty Jokes. It contains 50 blank cards that you can write on to make your game of CAH objectively less fun to play.

• I want to help you make Cards Against Humanity better.

  If you place no value on your time, help us make the game better by playing some simulated hands at the Cards Against Humanity Lab.

• You guys should make some kind of Cards Against Humanity app.
• Can I make my own Cards Against Humanity thing?

  We own the name “Cards Against Humanity,” the graphic design of our game, the slogan, logos, and all of our writing. That means you need a license from us to use any of those things. Please don't make something that's an obvious knockoff of Cards Against Humanity's brand or name. In the United States you have to defend your intellectual property or you lose control of it; please don't force us into a legal conflict where we have to defend ourselves—we just want to write jokes.

• Can I remix Cards Against Humanity in an original artwork?

  Yes, but you can only use the writing; you can't use anything else (our name, logos, slogan, design, etc.)—just the questions and answers. We give you permission to use the Cards Against Humanity writing under a limited Creative Commons BY-NC-SA license. That means you can use our writing if (and only if) you do all of these things:

  1. Make your work available totally for free. No profits, no “we're donating the proceeds,” no Kickstarter projects, no ads or donations accepted on your website, no links to your Patreon thing, no distribution through app stores, no using it to promote your brand or your cause, etc.
  2. Share your work with others under the same Creative Commons license that we use.
  3. Give us credit in your project.
• I bought something from you and now I’m confused/disappointed/irate.

  If you bought something from our webstore, the answer to your question might be in our store FAQ. If you bought something on Amazon, you can contact them here. Otherwise, email us at Mail@warwickbromleyfiles.co.uk and we’ll do our best to help.

• Is it true you bought an island and named it Hawaii 2?

  Yep! You can learn more about it here.

• Can I tour your office in Chicago?

  No, you’ll find it boring. We’re just an office of people working quietly. The more interruptions we get, the less we get done, and then it’s all over, no more things, what happened, it’s all gone, they were just here yesterday, I never liked that card game to begin with, etc. If you’re visiting Chicago, here’s some things to do that are more fun than visiting our office: The Chicago Design Museum, a live taping of Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me!, Improvised Shakespeare, The New New Show at the Playground Theater, The Neo-Futurists, TJ & Dave, or a Chicago Architecture Cruise. Occasionally we hold public events in the Cards Against Humanity space. You can sign up to receive invites at warwickbromleyfiles.co.uk

• If I email you, will I get a different answer to these questions?

  No. We'll probably send you a polite response, but we'll also laugh at you and say, "Didn't they read the FAQ?"

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